Recipe: Rootsky

A good bottle is an empty bottle

2oz Whiskey
6oz Root Beer

This is my favorite drink. I love root beer and I love whiskey, why not combine em? Of course the recipe can be tweaked to whatever proportions you want. I figured these measurements are a good starting point. The amount of whiskey you use is directly proportional to ball size. I usually use just a drop of root beer. Now the only choice for root beer is Barq’s, if you drink anything else you’re gay, it’s a proven fact.

Barq's has bite, A&W has blow

So if you’re a real man, which you must be if your on this blog, then do yourself a favor and drink Barq’s. I’m using Benchmark whiskey, which is the cheapest whiskey you can get without sacrficing on taste. $9.99 for a 750ml of that sucka. Now you can get rid of all those bottles of Kentucky Gentleman. Also, do not use more than 3 ice cubes. Any more than 3 and your ass is on the border of Bitchland. Take a look at Richard over there, you don’t want to be a citizen of Bitchland.